1- Find a dive Center
Typically, in a dive center, you will find large older men. But don't be scared they're like teddy bears. Unlike Greg stay away from Greg
2- Find an instructor
Try to make friends with them on Facebook they'll love that, think of the as your older sibling they'll give you all the advice you need on scuba diving not your personal life, no one wants to hear about your annoying husband Cheryl
3- Buy a mask
4-Get qualified
5-Rise and shine
6-Buy your own kit
You know that expensive regulator that you bought last year or kiss work they just brought out an updated version and it's two grams lighter, you'll try on six different B CDs in every size just to see if it fits, you'll spend less time thinking about how useful this would be and more time thinking about how cool you'll look. This makes you the dive retailers favorite customer.
7-Finding somewhere to dive
8-Find a dive buddy
9- Dive
Now that you've lost all of your friends and family to be obsessed with the sport, you can go forward and put all your diving equipment in a pocket and gently throw them with your cylinder into the back of your car and get used to it the sound of your cylinder rolling in the trunk of your car
10- Underwater photos
Make sure that you post at least a hundred pictures of your last dive trip to impress your Facebook friends. Your profile picture should also be a picture of your dive. So remove this familiar photo and swap it out - if any of you are wearing a mask, make sure you get lots of coral photos. You can never have too many coral photos. So be prepared not to have many friends.
11- dress the part
Now that you're a diver it's time to tell the world that you're a diver. This means buying shirts that can advertise to the world that you are better than them that also means putting dive stickers o everything.
Get rid of that regular watch you won't be needing it anymore, now you need a dive watch even when you're not diving.
12-Talk the talk
And now it's time to replace all of that kit that you just bought and become a tech diver, so did we
Miss out any steps let us know in the comments.
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